The Total Femme

Boston’s queer film fest, Wicked Queer, has throwback showings of films from previous decades – fun! Along those lines, Tex and I recently had our own little throwback viewing of the 2011 webseries “Unicorn Plan-It.”

We laughed our asses off at it back in the day, but would it stand the test of time? Yes! In spite of some extremely questionable one liners here and there, we still loved the goofy sweet lesbonic-ness of the Unicorn Plan-It world.

Harmony is a yoga gal, in love with her big dumb girlfriend, J, and just getting ready to launch her really tubular business, the Mobile Om. Things start to get a little dicey, though, and even a serene goddess like H might start to lose her shit a little.

And people, nobody says, “Love and light!” bitchier than Harmony.

Deep gratitude to the Unicorn Plan-It crew for the spot on femmetastic character of Harmony. May she live forever in lesbo media history!

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you or someone you love! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story! If you’ve written a femme story or poem or song, oh, please let me post it!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday, and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”) And…as I go life life life, I will post as I am able, Mabel.