Meditations for Queer Femmes – Mountain Lioness Prayer from Miel Rose

Today, sweet femme sisters, a beautiful uplift from Miel, whose writing, healing, and strong and inspiring presence is such a gift. At a recent “Naughty Femme Stories” at Womencrafts in Provincetown, I read this prayer to open and bless the space. Thank you and deep gratitude to you, Miel!

Bless Me, Mountain Lioness

May I stand whole unto myself

Beloved in all my parts

May the voice of authority I heed closest

Always be my own

Let my desire reside firmly in my heart

A compass to guide me down the Golden Path

When I feel caged and leashed by over acculturation

Let me take my inspiration from you

Knowing intrinsically that I am a creature of wilderness

And holding first and foremost

To myself.

With a heart overflowing

I thank you.

Miel Rose is a witch and healer living and practicing in Western, Mass. Check out her etsy store, Flame and Honeycomb: an eclectic line of magical offerings, including sacred votives, herbal skincare, magical honey sweetened chocolates, hand embroidered art pieces and more!

Every Monday, I offer a Meditation for Queer Femmes, in the spirit of my maternal grandmother, Mimi, who was fabulous, and from whom I inherited her Meditations for Women.

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

Femme Friday – Literary Femmes: Torch Singer, Olivia Hill

Thank goodness for smut. And thank goodness for Best Lesbian Erotica, a series that will reliably yield juicy and delicious tales of queer nastiness. In 2015, the illustrious Laura Antoniou edited BLE, and chose, wisely, to include Nicole Wolfe’s hot and heavy historical story “Lovely Lady Liberty.”

Deep gratitude to Nicole for loving Olivia Hill onto the page, and for allowing her to love on one of the WASPs who definitely isn’t interested in those rowdy airmen at the USO show.           

            Janine and her fellow WASPs had crammed into the back of the crowd inside Hickam Air Force Base’s mess hall. The USO crew had cleared the hall of tables and chairs earlier and put up their portable stage….

Then came Olivia Hall, star of the newest MGM thriller – The Silent Laugh. She played the sultry, strawberry-blonde-haired-hourglass-shaped torch singer who pulled the detective into her web of deceit. She walked onstage in a sequined bikini designed like the American flag and held a burning silver sparkler. The Hickam airmen roared so loud that it wouldn’t drowned out air raid sirens.

“Happy Fourth of July!” she yelled to the crowd. The airmen exploded with catcalls, cheers and whistles. Justine could barely hear her singing a sexy rendition of “You’re a Grand Old Flag.”

Michelle, one of Justine’s fellow WASPs, shook her head as she watched the crowd. “You’d think those guys had never seen a woman before.”

Carla, Justine’s other fellow WASP, just smiled. “That’s fine by me,” she said. “That means we’ll have our pick of the litter after she’s done warming them up.”

Olivia Hill spanked herself with the sparkler, bringing wall-shaking cheers from the airmen. She finished her song, lit an airman’s cigarette with her sparkler and then disappeared behind a curtain.

for the rest of the story, apply to Best Lesbian Erotica 2015, ed., Laura Antoniou, Cleis Press, and enjoy!! Oh, and if you have a favorite literary femme, please let me know!!

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

 

Femme Friday — Keridwen Luis: Femme Coming Out and the Power of Camp

My butch and I had a blast watching “Rocky Horror” recently, introduced with femme vim and vigor and serious brain power by Keridwen Luis. What a fun date!! And how fabulous that Keridwen responded positively and graciously to both my questions: Do you identify as femme? and Would you consider being featured on Femme Friday?

Deep gratitude to Keridwen for performing femme with such pizazz and bringing us along with her! And abject apologies that I am such a luddite femme that I couldn’t get the gifs to work, at least not in the allotted time. Maybe I can fix it later, and in the meantime, enjoy, sweet sisters!

Femme Coming Out and the Power of Camp

Coming out and the closet remain fraught topics even in a world that is much more aware of the existence of queer people.  Eve Sedgwick suggested that coming out is never a singular act — we all have to come out over and over again, in different ways and to different audiences, in response to a world that continues to assume heteronormativity.  After all, everyone is straight unless we signal otherwise, right? (Invisible sarcasm tag here.)

Maru demonstrates endless coming out, courtesy of Know Your Meme

This is particularly so for femmes/fems, I think, because so much of the world still assumes that you can tell sexuality by looking.

This cute anime cat demonstrates the massive side-eye I have for this idea

Coming out is complicated: it’s political and personal, and as Sedgwick noted, it’s both public and private.  It’s treated as something the audience both has a “right” to know (especially in the case of celebrities) and simultaneously “too private” to discuss — “why did you think we needed to know that?”  Sedgwick memorably calls it “a disclosure at once compulsory and forbidden” (2008, 70). Therefore, we often finesse coming out, tossing off a casual reference to “my girlfriend” (worrying, “could that be misunderstood?”) or “my wife” (“was that too blunt?”), making a joke, a side note, and then shifting the conversation on to something else.  It’s so important, after all, not to make people uncomfortable.

Wait.

Why is it so important not to make people uncomfortable?

Queer femmes trouble the whole narrative of sexuality, and I’m really okay with that.  In fact, some early activists noted that while butch/androgynous/visibly queer women were “marked” queer, it was the very “unmarked” quality of femme women that made us dangerous — we signified the fact that queerness can exist anywhere, that “any woman might be a lesbian.”  Kath Weston, in her lovely essay “The Lady Vanishes,” notes that this same elusive quality applies to all sexuality — when you try to define who or what is (for example) a “lesbian” as a researcher, you discover that the term means different things to different people — indeed, cannot quite be known or pinned down.  (If you define us by our haircuts, you’re going to have a bad time.)

“Suppose, instead, we zero in for a moment on the ‘quite’ in ‘never knowing, quite, who is a lesbian.’ In this formulation, the never-quite-known (or knowable) lesbian is not a stable, bounded person or a thing but a category of convenience for describing a process of constant re-worlding that now here, now there, works a little something called ‘tomboi,’ ‘femme,’ ‘Two Spirit,’ ‘best friend,’ ‘gay marriage,’ ‘tortillera,’ ‘workplace discrimination,’ ‘bading,’ ‘roommate,’ or ‘sexuality’ into the flow. Knowledge becomes a limit that a researcher can use these terms to approach but not attain” (Weston 2009, 144).

This elusive quality makes the eternal coming-out process necessary for queer femme women (queer femme men, on the other hand, may find their queerness assumed by the general audience).  Femme women have not always been considered “really queer:” there is a lot of literature, scholarly and personal, on “having to cut your hair” before you can date another woman. [Studies from as late as 2013 in the U.K. reported that women said that lesbian and queer spaces were mainly welcome to “dykey,” “butch” and “androgynous” women (Clarke & Spence 2013, 27).]  Butch-femme pairings have been scrutinized in the Global North since the second wave of feminism as “regressive” and “replicating heterosexual roles.” Femmes’ use of femininity itself has been criticized as part of the patriarchical bargain. At the same time, female masculinity has been of great scholarly and erotic interest. (For a good overview of these debates, see Melanie Maltry and Kristin Tucker’s “Female Fem(me)ininities”).

“This thing in particular” is the heteronormative thing; I take great pleasure in chewing up normativity and spitting it out.

One of the most persistent problems with how femme women have been characterized (in both political and scholarly ways) is the assumption that femme women have a simple, untroubled, and natural relationship with their gender.  (This underlies a lot of the criticisms of femme gender previously made — “not really queer;” “just imitating heterosexuality.”)  This assumption is problematic on many levels — the first is that gender is itself not “natural”– certainly not in the sense that it’s “inevitably” linked to a precultural, “raw” bodily self (the relationship between gender and the body is always complex, whether or not one subscribes to Butler’s ideas of gender as a performance all the way down).  The second is the assumption that femme women don’t think about their gender.

I’m filing my nails while I wait for the chance to eviscerate your gender arguments.

I cannot speak for all femme women, of course, but I think about my gender a lot.

In fact, like my butch and masculine-femme compatriots, I often think about my gender in terms of drag and camp.

Esther Newton notes that camp is dependent on the “creation of incongruous juxtapositions” (1979, 106).  A gender performance, on the other hand, is often supposed to seem natural, smooth, as though it springs from the innermost being of a person without thought or effort.  In camp “Importance tends to shift from what a thing is to how a thing looks, from what is done to how it is done” (Newton 1979, 107).  It’s not what a dress signifies, it’s how the dress is worn, it what you wear the dress with.  Camp constantly points to its own performativity and thus the performative nature of what it is imitating — as Butler points out, when we perform gender, we are imitating the performances of people who are imitating the performances they have seen, and so on and so forth all the way back.  It’s gender turtles all the way down.

Gender cats!  Except with gender, every iteration does get modified.

When I think about my own gender performance as camp, it makes it more fun, and gives me permission to gently mock expectations.  I feel it gives me back a little subversive power. As an adjunct — excuse me, contingent — professor on two fairly conservative University campuses, I have to dress a certain way in order to make sure I continue to get contracts so I can pay my bills.  But I can exaggerate a little, I can see what I am doing as drag, as cosplay; I can play and to my mind, playing with gender is queer.

Sontag notes that “the way of Camp is not in terms of beauty but in terms of style” (517).  To be a femme woman who is thinking about style rather than beauty is immensely liberating. (To really get into beauty — which I think is a way of seeing rather than a form of performance — is another essay entirely!) Furthermore, camp style is forgiving, fun, and always queer.

To wear attention grabbing lipstick, or too many rings.  To always dress by the drag queen mantra of “put on another piece of jewelry.”  To purchase items because they look like mid-century librarian wear. To wear my hair long, but in a Victorian bun.  To wear the wrong shoes, or printed tights with a brightly patterned dress. To dress like Endora from Bewitched. To have Goth days over 40.

This cat is cuter than me, but you get the idea.  She is Sophie, a fashion model, and you can read more about her here: https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/meet-sophie-a-fashion-model-and-ambassador-for-black-cats

I am sure other femmes have their own ways of doing queer femme-inity.

Camp playing with gender can be subtle and it can be flamboyant.  Moreover, camp has given me a relationship to my gender that feels, ironically, more comfortable and more “natural” the less natural I make it.  It helps me come out with a wink and a smile, not caring if I maybe made some people a little uncomfortable along the way.

After all, I’m not here to make you comfortable.  I’m here to teach about gender. That’s my job.

Maniacal feminist laughter optional, but recommended.

Works Cited:

Butler, Judith.  1999. Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity. New York: Routledge.

Clarke, Victoria, and Katherine Spence.  2013. “‘I Am Who I Am?’ Navigating Norms and the Importance of Authenticity in Lesbian and Bisexual Women’s Accounts of Their Appearance Practices.”  Psychology & Sexuality 4(1): 25-33.

Sedgwick, Eve.  2008. Epistemology of the Closet.  Berkeley: University of California Press.

Maltry, Melanie, and  Kristin Tucker. 2002. “Female Fem(me)ininities.” Journal of Lesbian Studies 6(2): 89-102, DOI: 10.1300/J155v06n02_12

Newton, Esther.  1979 (1972). Mother Camp: Female Impersonators in America.  Chicago: University of Chicago Press.

Sontag, Susan.  1965. “Notes on Camp.” Partisan Review 31(4): 515-530

Weston, Kath. 2009. “The Lady Vanishes: On Never Knowing, Quite, Who Is a Lesbian.” Journal of Lesbian Studies 13:136–148.

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

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Pingy-Dingy Wednesday – FREE LEONARD PELTIER!

Every year at the National Day of Mourning in Plymouth, MA, a Wampanoag elder reads a letter from Leonard Peltier. It is always a somber and poignant moment. Mr. Peltier should not be in prison. President Obama should have pardoned him. I encourage folx to read Mr. Peltier’s book, My Life is My Sun Dance, and to add your voices to educating others about the injustice of his imprisonment. Here’s hoping there will be a bit of forward movement with the case discussed below!

https://nativenewsonline.net/currents/court-case-can-move-forward-for-political-prisoner-leonard-peltier-and-son/

I’m a typewriter whompin’, card catalogue lovin’ white girl from back in the day, and I yearn for a time before the covers of trade paperbacks were all squidgy, so you can imagine that I don’t actually understand what a pingback is. I do know that it can in some way be part of spreading the love, and since that’s what I’m all about at The Total Femme… every Wednesday, I pay homage to the laughter and inspiration to be had elsewhere online.

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

Meditations for Queer Femmes – Femme Weather

Having just returned from big sky high and dry utterly gorgeous Taos, New Mexico to extremely humid, green and wet New England, I’m extremely aware of the weather. My body responds to the shifts in climate in so many ways. For example in New Mexico, my joints were eased to the point where I even found myself jogging a bit on my early morning walks, glorifying in the shadow of Mount Taos and her sisters. Back East, I’m logy and my joints protest – even sitting here at my desk can crick me up but quick. In both places, if I pay attention, I can adjust my activities to accommodate my body’s needs so that I feel at home.

My mother-in-law, who has been vacationing in Taos for over 20 years, told us a story about something that happened when she was staying in a B&B one winter. The unpredictable and wild snowy weather had made it impossible to travel, so folks in the B&B were stuck in town. One upset guest, a middle-aged white man, stormed up to the owner of the B&B and demanded that she direct him to a place where things in nature were more to his liking. She regarded him calmly, and perhaps with some compassion, and replied in even tones, “This is the weather we’re having.”

My mother-in-law also told a story about friends of hers who retired from San Antonio to a small town in North Carolina and proceeded to foul their new nest by presuming that their big city experience and know-how would be welcomed with open arms by the local yokels. Predictably, they were unable to make a comfortable home for themselves in that community. Talk about not paying attention to the weather!

Although I use the term “queer community” because it’s a handy shortcut, I think we queers are pretty far from recognizing, learning from, delighting in, and having each other’s backs. Queer weather differs immensely depending on your locale or your feed, and not enough of us are paying attention to each other and to the same basic information. But femmes can help encourage a sea change. Observing, assessing, bringing strengths to bear, according for weaknesses – we femme weather girls are adept at using these skills to get at the heart of things. We know or intuit that the weather, natural or human, is caused by and is a part of much larger systems, and thus is never targeting individuals, although individuals certainly could be and often are in direct personal danger if they ignore the weather around them. Everywhere, I see queer femmes gifted with the ability to revel in rainbows, dance between raindrops, and batten down the hatches when we recognize the signs of an impending hurricane.

I often hear people thanking their lucky stars that they live in states or cities where they feel relatively safe to be queer, with all the implied scorn and fear for places where the weather is very different. But different kinds of weather bring out different kinds of survival skills, and wonderfully different kinds of joys and triumphs.

Sending love and admiration to femmes all over the world, in all kinds of weather. Your dedication to queer joy and to queer reality; your fortitude and creativity; your great and loving spirits inspire me and keep me honest.

I honor you today.

Every Monday, I offer a Meditation for Queer Femmes, in the spirit of my maternal grandmother, Mimi, who was fabulous, and from whom I inherited her Meditations for Women.

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

 

Femme Friday – FEMME VACKAY!

Beloveds, you may have noticed the spotty Total Femme action lately…and that is because yours truly needs some serious femme down time. Happily, that is in the stars, as tomorrow Tex and I are winging our way to Taos to visit her family for a couple of weeks. I’m having such a good time deciding what books to carry with me and the right combo of layers to pack and that is about all the responsibility I can handle just about now… I plan to go offline and off into Femme Relaxation Zone, you bettcha!

So let this Friday’s post be a reminder to all of us sweet femme darlings to care for ourselves in little and big ways to ensure that we can keep showing up healthy and ready to rock.

Deep gratitude to every queer who models self-care and who blesses the world with their health and well-being!

Never forget: FEMME LOVE HEAL WORLD

and that includes self-love!

I love you all, and will see you in a few.

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

 

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Femme Friday – Femme Role Models: My Grandmother

When I sat down to work on this Friday’s post, Grandmimi popped into my mind and I’m going with it. We come to our femme in so many ways, with so many role models, not all of them queer. One of my femme role models was my mother’s mother, Grandmimi. Sending love to you, Grandmimi!

I learned so much from you. How to pay attention to the needs of other people, how to laugh, how much fun it is to be a ham, the importance of accessories, the joy of lipstick and what it means to be loved without reservation. Even though you gave me a chance, I never had the courage to come out to you before you died. I wish I had. I wish I had given you a chance to love me all that much more. I dream about you so often! And I wrote this small heart piece for you, part of a longer essay on coming into my femme.

Deep gratitude to Grandmimi, who loved her little queer femme granddaughter so fucking much.

BEAUTIFUL

            It’s morning in Sheffield, Iowa, sometime in the early 60s. I’m probably about 8, visiting for the summer. My grandmother is getting dressed in front of the big mirror in the bathroom. I’m sitting on the closed toilet, watching, because at my house, with my no-nonsense mom, nothing this exciting ever happens. Grandmimi pulls on pantyhose, a slip. Her skirt, the matching blouse. A pin, bracelet, her rings. She steps into her high, high heels. Fluffs up her hair, nails it with hairspray. Spritzes perfume. She uses an eyelash curler, mascara, powder, rouge. And finally, she untubes her red lipstick and deftly colors her lips. Now I’m standing next to her. She knows I’m down here, by her hip. She tears herself away from her fabulous reflection to swoop down in a cloud of perfume and hairspray for my morning kiss, full on the lips. Now I’m beautiful, too.

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story! How did you come to your femme? How does being femme affect your life? Who are your femme role models? I am so eager to get to know you!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

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Pingy-Dingy Wednesday – Birthrights: Playing!

To be celebrated everywhere, every day, but certainly on Pingy-Dingy Wednesdays: our human birthrights! These include singing and writing and dancing and making art and playing.

I had a wonderful rabbit named Jo Jo in 8th grade – I liberated him from a very neglectful science class and nobody even noticed! Jo Jo was fabulous, and he definitely played and was a joy to play with. One of my favorite Jo Jo play memories is how he would sneak into my dad’s study, creep up to where the human in question was furiously pounding his typewriter, get his attention, lay down some rabbit turds and hare off, his ears flat, in delicious anticipation that my dad would give chase, which my father good-naturedly would do. Thank you, Betsy Vanderbun and Marvin Underfoot (and Diane and Eric) at “The Language of Lagomorphs” for your love and erudition re: yon bunnies and their delightful ability to play with us!

Yippie Skippie!

I’m a typewriter whompin’, card catalogue lovin’ white girl from back in the day, and I yearn for a time before the covers of trade paperbacks were all squidgy, so you can imagine that I don’t actually understand what a pingback is. I do know that it can in some way be part of spreading the love, and since that’s what I’m all about at The Total Femme… every Wednesday, I pay homage to the laughter and inspiration to be had elsewhere online.

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

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Femme Friday – Oh, let’s just have some truth truth truth from Leah today!!!

Nobody and nowhere is as brilliant as femme genius Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha.

Deep gratitude to Leah for her generous, unflinching, utterly necessary body of work.

https://truthout.org/articles/to-survive-the-trumpocalypse-we-need-wild-disability-justice-dreams/

Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story!

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)

 

Pingy-Dingy Wednesday – Birthrights: Dancing!

Our human birthrights include singing and writing and dancing and making art and playing, and I have been celebrating those here on Pingy-Dingy Wednesday.

I just love these two men dancing soooooo sexy and sweet at the monthly salsa social hosted by LGBT Dance in downtown Toronto. I’m reminded of the vibe at Boston’s own fantabulous queer dance night, Swingtime, and it is a gift to see them enjoying their bodies so much, their own ability to move and connect and float. Thank you, LGBT Dance and sexy fellas! This is dancing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HirrI4g36zQ

I’m a typewriter whompin’, card catalogue lovin’ white girl from back in the day, and I yearn for a time before the covers of trade paperbacks were all squidgy, so you can imagine that I don’t actually understand what a pingback is. I do know that it can in some way be part of spreading the love, and since that’s what I’m all about at The Total Femme… every Wednesday, I pay homage to the laughter and inspiration to be had elsewhere online.

At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)