What, you don’t sit around trying to track down queer femmes on the internet? ‘Cause I do! And let me tell you, sometimes I come up with some very odd things that actually aren’t what I’m looking for, but Miss Cammie is just the ticket!
Deep gratitude to Cammie for saying “femme lesbian” about 800 times (it’s a phrase I can never tire of hearing!), for femme lesbian persistence in the face of what she calls “common nuisances” and I call rude and assholic behavior, including from folx who should know the fuck better, for gracefully handling an extremely lively phone, and for her generosity in telling it like it is for (say it with me) FEMME LESBIANS!
Every Friday, I showcase a queer femme goddess. I want to feature you! Write to me at thetotalfemme@gmail.com and let me shine a spotlight on your beautiful, unique, femme story!
At the Total Femme, my intention is to post three times a week: Meditations for Queer Femmes on Monday, Pingy-Dingy Wednesday on Wednesday and Femme Friday on Friday. Rather than play catch-up in a stressful fashion on those weeks when life prevents posting, I have decided to just move gaily forward: if I miss a Monday, the next post will be on Wednesday, and so on. Thank you, little bottle of antibiotics for inspiring me in this! (“…if it’s almost time for the next dose, skip the missed dose and continue your regular dosing schedule. Don’t take a double dose to make up for a missed one.”)
The Total Femme 
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