The Total Femme

Because whenever she sees one of the myriad of anorexic female models she without fail mutters about how “that girl needs a sandwich.”

Because she likes the Lane Bryant catalogue and is very satisfied to see those girls who really don’t need a sandwich (perhaps you have guessed that yours truly also doesn’t need a sandwich).

Because in the latest Lane Bryant catalogue, there was a whole section on that evil Spanx thing, with girls bound up in the devil elastic and she said rather mournfully, “What happens when they want to try and get busy?”

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